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I'm not sure which story is funnier.. this one or the guy who got nearly electrocuted by the lawnmower and the eclectric fence. Thanks for the great laugh!:notworth: Alan

Just make sure it's got open air dining.......

Amen to that!

Are these guys in league with the morons on Horsepower TV? I shudder every time they announce a Mopar project.. like the episode where they yanked out a big block to put a small block back in.. replaced all the fuel system parts.. with the same things only chrome plated... I thought that was...

Sure would make the old Toro bog down, wouldn't it? LOL!

I thought you guys might get a kick out of this... the Canadian Pacific lights up a whole TRAIN... Google Image Search, CP Holiday Train canadian pacific railway - Google Search MC and a HNY! Alan

Not everybody has a Lockheed Starfighter just lying around! May I submit this....

Mary Ann for sure... after the fun's over SHE can cook! We all understand about cut-offs... see attached pic! That being said.... don't ask me to choose between Mary Ann and Janet from Three's Company.... that WOULD be tough! Lol

How about "CNTSPEL"

Safeway sack might work. You can draw a face on it. No, No. Not safe enough. Double bag> one on her, one on you. In case hers breaks.

someone's been having a little fun with audio I see...ain't the net wonderful?!

Here's your sign... That joke rules, you are killing me... alan627b

To which God replied..... (LOL)

She's gonna go down in history as the most famous woman to go down in history! Possibly excepting Linda Lovelace.....

that humans don't have incisors to eat tofu and bean sprouts....:cheers: The gene pool needs some chlorine... Alan627b

And call with.... Eeew.

Dingo, I'd sincerely like to thank you for the link you posted, that has to be some of the strangest sh*t I've ever heard, I about laughed my self sick! I can almost hear Eddie Vedder, or Alice in Chains singing some of those songs. Maybe even Curt Cobain, if he wasn't dead, that is! I made...

I hope this is true...

I laughed so hard that I had to stop reading about 6 times! The image in my head of that story...Lee, thanks a ton for posting that! My head hurts! I hope no one with Asthma reads this, it might kill them! alan627b

Badumbump Is this thing on?

need a laugh? I guarantee you can find something funny on of of these links... http://www.darkroastedblend.com/ http://www.eatliver.com/ http://www.clumsycrooks.com/ http://www.kontraband.com/ http://www.motivatedphotos.com/home.aspx?src=nav http://www.uglyboytv.com/home.html Make your own...

Hope you all enjoy these... alan627b

CAMARO Creeps And Morons Always Race One CHEVROLET Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time! MUSTANG Messed Up Sh*t That Ain't No Good OLDS Old Lady Drives Slowly MOPAR My Old Plymouth Always Runs, Mostly Oil Parts And Repairs etc. DODGE Damn Old Dog Gets Even FORD Found On...

The proper response is "Real men don't take quizzes"!

http://www.plan59.com/galleries/directory.htm I;m not sure you will find the answer to that question, but here is where I stole the ads from. Be sure to check out the car ads. http://www.plan59.com/cars/cars_01.htm alan627b

Incredibly sexist real ads from the 50's....

And the American taxpayer must be on the floor under them all, getting pi$$ed on as usual! I wish the goverment would quit spending money like it had a credit card with no limit.... alan627b

Makes it a little harder for the drunks to miss.....

Ya gotta love Google Image search....the ads were real at one time, not photoshopped. Honest! Found some of them here...http://www.plan59.com/galleries/directory.htm Be sure to check out the car ads!

Interesting.....but I think I'd rather see an army of Elviras! As long as the models can do justice to the outfit!