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I love those geico commercials.

My whiskey is Wiser's I drink the 18 year old stuff. It is absolutely the best whiskey made.. Check out all the wiserhood commercals like this one:[COLOR="Red"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJwJx3Zf4I/COLOR]

WOW .. Now sit and shake doesn't seem like much... super cool dog!!!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court...

Ole had a car accident. > > > In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you > say, sir, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer?" > Ole responded, Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my > favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't...

That was funny!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A

My Mom and Dad got Remarried at a ceremony for their 50th anniversary.. My Brothers and sister walked them down the isle then were to give them away .. see it coming? When the pastor asked us I said " whoa wait a minute no-one asked us before. If we have a choose in this we have to talk." and my...

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the...

Irish Alzheimers Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fainted when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in Church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?" Murphy said...

haven't heard a sick one like that in awhile. But I'm laughing ..........

Thank You .....Thank ya Very Much......

I liked that!!!

TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30...

Funniest thing I've heard today!!!

:snakeman: HOW THE FIGHT STARTED.. or WOMEN ARE SNEAKY A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****,That must be my husband!'...

> > The Broken Lawn Mower > > > > When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. > > > > Finally she...

Voted Best Joke in Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the...

Wife just read it and I'm laughing again.....

Thats funny!!! You just made my day.

***********************************************************************************************************Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual , when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". " O f course you can come in...

I'm sitting here with a big smile now!!!!

A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the...

Good one!!!! Think I'll try that with my wife.......

ha ha ha ha ha hhhhhhaaaa. liked it!

The Local Strip Club Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How...

A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his...

The Irish Nursing Home A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa. 'How do you like it...

Her Sunday School Class! :snakeman:While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up...

Still laughing