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Wait, this thread is still going? :steering:

CONGRATS! :cheers:

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That was Awesome! Thanks for sharing! :wav:

Its kinda like how so many people with no lives or purpose are stuck in Facebook. The difference is we have lives AND a purpose.........I think. At least we have a purpose for checking in here all the time. Right? Am I Right? Oh Crap! I have no life! I better check Facebook to see if...

......and the Yankees fan broke his fall while the St Louis fan slipped and hit his head, all while the Red Sox fan was watchig this, drinking a cold beer, laughing his @$$ off! The End Did I make it better? :cheers: Is that not how it happened? (ducks) Oh, Crap! Here comes the "how many...

Is that the REAL JFK hearse?

:pukeleft:

I'm guessing you have a pre-paid, one way ticket for the express train to hell. ;-)

"I don't care who ya are, thats funny right there!" My wife and I laughed hysterically. Good One! :cheers:

A recently divorced man finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out. "I have three wishes to give you, but since your divorce paperwork says you have to give your ex half of everything, I will fulfill your wish by giving her double of what you ask for." The man thinks about it and agrees to the...

One word. KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

LOL! Nice! :hello1:

Nice! :cheers:

I had the reverse happen to me at the local cruise night a few weeks ago. I have no badges on the exterior of my car at all. This early 20, late teen girl and her boyfriend are looking at the car. She looks all around it, asks the boyfriend. He tells her to ask me. She says, "Is this a...

Someone buy that guy a beer! :drinkers: Too Funny!

Plus once you break the surface tension of the water, your going to sink. You can skip or skim across the surface being pulled fast enough by a boat. You just cant run fast enough. I Call Shennagans! :bs:

OHHH DAMN! What a dumb Azz!! Yeah, he got owned.

Best.....Thread.........Ever!!!! Full of Win and LOL's. Lots of head shaking and face palms. =D> I hope he goes back to school to do something else for a living.

Does that make the owner of a "Panther Pink' or "Plumb Crazy" car gay? "It's citron yellow, you silly bitches!" Sorry, had to go there. My bad.

Good ones, but you forgot Military Intelligence! :salute:

Make no mistake, if they survive, they may not vote but they will attempt to produce offspring. :sign10: :angry7:

.....and Drive or even worse, pro-create!!!! :angry7:

Man up and buy it, put on a "Save The Ta Ta's" sticker on it and when you get some flak tell them your Mom, Wife, Sister, Aunt (insert your choice here), has breast cancer and this is your way of supporting them.

That was funny, but think of some of the low, low end cars we have driven. Chevy Chevette, Ford Festiva and Omni/ Horizions. All entry level, cheap cars for the masses.

WOW! Now I know who married my Ex-Wife! Sorry you didn't get the memo. :evil3:

Just passing this one along. A minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida and stay at the hotel they spent their honeymoon 20 years prior. Due to their hetic schedules the husband flew down on Thursday and his wife would fly down the next day. The husband checked in and unlike 20 years...