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Shortly after I moved into my current house 15 years ago, the police stopped me as I was leaving from being parked in front of my house, on my side of the street, facing the correct direction to ask me to not park on the street. I love to park on the street as I am on a cul de sac and doing so...

Supertird. Yes turd is spelled turd, tird is like bird!

Cool!

Smh!

David's Gas Law: When your gas gauge is inoperable, the level of confidence that you have enough gas to make the trip is inversely related to the amount of gas in your tank.

Sounds about right!

Nice!

slammed mine in a hatchback a few months before I married 25 years ago, fiance had to get the keys out of my pocket and unlock it. It crushed my ring finger. OUCH! had to have a pin put in. Still stiff to this day!

If while watching a movie you blurt out what a body you just saw in the background and the other movie patrons Shuush you!

If it wobbles from 40 to 70 and you know that means 55!

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started...

Memo To All Staff From Tech Support Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by July 31, 2013. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many...

that is crazy!

got me!

Dat's funny!

Just be careful ladies that the butterfly on your lower back doesn't turn into a vulture hovering over your butthole when you get old!

What an idea!

I love this!

My Over Powered Awesome Ride

You know you are an a body owner if you hear a "rinch" sound and know that within earshot* that another a-body owner has opened or closed his door, and you can almost guess the year and model. *Earshot for this extremely loud sound is about 100 feet away! You know you are an early a body*...

There is s church in new mexico that is having a toy gun buy back....

I am standing here with my laptop in my left arm, typing in this with my right. so...NOPE!

Do I remember in Paternity that Burt Reynolds takes a twinkie from the lady lays it on the rail and says something to the effect that is she came back in 20 years it would still be there and be just as fresh...

Don't you lose when just by clicking the link?

As a math teacher, I throw this one out there every year and almost every one say $1.00.

Dat's right!

amazing!

Would be a neat story if it worked out!

**** Family Tree Jack **** is the only son of O. **** and Awe ****. O. ****, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe ****, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-****. Jack **** eventually married Noe ****, and they had six children. Holy ****, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the...

I was thinking they might end up meeting at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant, because they only had $6.00 among them, and Jimmy Johnson's, the cute boy in social studies, wake was being held on that street.