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    First Name = Last Name?

    I went to high school with Mark Mark, he always joked that if he had a kid he would call it Question.
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    Viagra

    My dad was reading the side effects of viagra when he got to the part about seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, he said if that happened he would call his friends and brag about it.
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    Priceless....

    I saw that race, a couple teams got dinged with a penalty for having unsecured equipment because that squeegee could fly around in a wreck. It takes some guts to race in the fog and rain.
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    A carburetor walks into a bar…

    A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. You have to wear a tie, the bouncer tells him. The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck and goes back to the club. The bouncer lets him in but warns, I'll be watching, so you better not start anything!
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    Albums you secretly like but would never play in front of your buddies.

    Boy I'm going to get it for this *takes deep breath* Tori Amos. I've even been to two of her early concerts but haven't really heard her newer music. When the guys are around it's usually Pink Floyd or whatever is on the local rock station.
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    Is this a 69?

    Cue Johnny Cash, Its a 67, 68, 69...
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