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Subject: The ***** Study In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's ***** was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex...

Even when you are having a really bad day, someone will still try to screw you ... MARY

no matter who you did or did not vote for this is funny... look for the basket ball at the end.. So Long To Ya, 2010 | Funny Video Animation by JibJab MARY click on the title on the video box

Little Johnny asks his buddy, Roy, "Do you think if you were riding your donkey and someone threw a rock at you and you fell off, would you be considered stoned off your ***?" :scratch: :-k

YouTube- "You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack" by Jonathan McWhite :snakeman:

I saw this one yesterday... I HAD to post it!! <<Sorry Fellas>> "NICE TRUCK" :bootysha::bootysha:

Donald and Daisy Duck got married and went on their honey moon trip to the local Motel 8. Daisy asked Donald,"Did you bring 'Protection?" Donald replied,"Oh, no I forgot! Let me see if the guy at the front desk has anything." So he hopped on down to the front desk. After looking the clerk...

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. :king:

Why do some cowboys use rope to tie up their pants? :dontknow: 'Cause sheep can hear zippers! :shock:

Ever wonder how to make a REAL PUMPKIN PIE??

This is good!!:toothy8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...

This guy's pretty good ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQt7ARAqXs

My Dad said the other day he was out walking along the river bank when he saw a squirrel come to the edge of the water. Now, that squirrel saw an acorn on a rock at the very edge of the water. When the small animal reached out to pick the nut, a large mouth bass jumped out of that water...

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? :dontknow: Some traffic signs say "stop". :stop: :toothy10:

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your brea$t$, than I can always look at them. =P~=P~ Wife: Let me take a picture of you peni$, I will have it...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. :argue: :butthead: :-\"When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.:downtown:

You might be a Redneck Jedi if... =========================================== * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer...

What do you get when you cross snow with a shark?:scratch: :dontknow: frost bit:poke:

Gentlemen Quiz Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman? 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both...

Well is should be quite appropriate the my first post was a joke post. and so shall my 1,000th... Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to...

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy." :angry7:

(please forgive copyrights, I thought this was funny...:-D)

With all the advances in science and cloning, scientist have now come up with the perfect woman.......................................

Gotta love Red Green! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5XVPSx9Dk

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell...

Newly issued Canadian alcohol warnings: :drinkers: The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you...

Why All Raincoats Should Be Yellow