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05-12-2012, 05:28 PM
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Help me with this joke
Or story as it may turn out.
Three foreign exchange students one from France, one from turkey, and one from Poland decide to take a tour of Washington to see the sights. On the way from New York the bus breaks down in Delaware and---
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05-12-2012, 05:31 PM
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The 3 students decide to share a cab??????
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05-12-2012, 05:35 PM
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But since theY speak no English the cab driver takes them to---
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05-12-2012, 05:43 PM
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dundalk maryland
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05-12-2012, 05:57 PM
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Where the see a bar called the Blue Oyster and walk in---
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05-13-2012, 09:35 AM
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They see an Indian,Police Officer and Construction worker drinking at the bar....
Last edited by TXDart; 05-13-2012 at 09:41 AM.
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05-13-2012, 09:55 AM
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Then the bartender walks up to them and says, ''what'll ya have?''
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05-13-2012, 05:50 PM
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The Frenchman orders a red wine the polish fellow plum brandy and the Turk loudly ask for two black Russians. At that point
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05-13-2012, 05:51 PM
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A prostitute walks up.....
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05-13-2012, 05:57 PM
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... and asks if any of them work for the Secret Service. Surprised, they reply
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05-13-2012, 06:11 PM
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Yes and we need to ask you some questions in private. So she takes them too
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05-13-2012, 06:11 PM
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i was to slow
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05-13-2012, 06:13 PM
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the oval office
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05-13-2012, 06:14 PM
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and the secret service agents start to.....
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05-13-2012, 06:56 PM
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Become dizzy and pass out. When they wake up they find themselves in a strange room. The door opens and the room quickly developed a bacon like smell.
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05-13-2012, 07:09 PM
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that's when they saw the pig,
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05-13-2012, 07:17 PM
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And then they turned around and saw Kermit cooking bacon...
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05-13-2012, 07:35 PM
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but the pan was too hot, and the bacon started to.......
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05-13-2012, 07:41 PM
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screem in pain!
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05-13-2012, 07:46 PM
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As the room filled with smoke they ran out kicked open a door and found themselves in a remote Mexican village.
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05-13-2012, 07:52 PM
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where all the women were naked and the Russians say to the other two....
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05-13-2012, 07:55 PM
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lets get naked to and
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05-13-2012, 07:56 PM
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drink lots of vodka
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05-13-2012, 07:59 PM
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good ideal, they'll look better!! the Frenchman say's
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05-13-2012, 08:06 PM
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Two women lead the men to a barn and...
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