Help me with this joke

[stansblue72]

Load it on a trailer and haul it with my Omni Turbo to Ima house in Lubuski so she can bury it in her back yard. Then Ima and I can..

[Gnome]

play beer pong while others...

[gdrill]

stay here and walk in circles (Mel Brooks)! Then who showed up, but the Queen of hearts! This was shock as Alice had not been seen for weeks....possibly the Queen was the cause of her disappearance?! Perhaps she was still on her mushroom trip?! It was time to find the White Rabbit! He was believed to be laying eggs in preparation for Easter but his location was unknown. A quick call was made to the Mad Hatter. He said.....

[If It Was Mine]

You must talk to Porky Pig.

We searched high & low for Porky Pig & eventually found him working at Denny's, wearing a sign board advertising the pork sausage Grand Slam.

I asked him why was he selling pork sausage breakfasts.

They are holding Petunia hostage, he cried.

[A38Valiant]

Just then, the manager appeared with Petunia, and told Porky they were free to go because Porky had sold 12,000 pork sandwiches. Porky grabbed Petunia, muttered something about "makin bacon", and made a hasty retreat. Suddenly, the manager realized that he had been tricked, as it was none other than Wimpy who had bought 11,992 of those sandwiches, and he had no intention of paying untill Tuesday. "I quit!!" shouted the manager. "I'm moving to Hackensack and starting a.........

[stansblue72]

Store that sells clothing to cross dressers. On his way out the door he pinched Olive Oil on the butt and she said......

[gdrill]

"Oh Popeye". She looked back and realized it was not Popeye but actually a midget wearing stilts! She pulled her machete from inside her skirt and abruptly hacked one leg out from under him. He fell towards her and with a second swipe she......

[Hemiroid]

hacked off the second leg but he was still standing up right she said what the hell the midget has three legs but the one had no foot on it, how could that be she was thinking.
She then

[gdrill]

took a third swing and removed the final leg. The midget dropped to the ground and began squirming and twisting about as he dissolved into nothing more than a pile of ashes. A wind came up and blew the little pile into the air and away forever. This was a Devil midget she concluded. If this was beginning to happen what could possibly be next? She looked to Wimpy and said........

[A38Valiant]

"If I let you do me Tuesday, would you give me a ride to Long Island today?" Wimpy nearly choked on his pork sandwich. He had always had erotic fantasies about Olive Oyl. Girls with no figure and annoying nasally voices had always had a strange hold on him, ever since ...........

['74 Sport]

that time he was kidnapped by a band of Gypsies, tied up to a tree, and forced to watch reruns of "The Nanny" starring Fran Drescher. When left alone for an hour, he managed to escape, steal the TV, hock it for $100, and bought...

[Old man ray]

Hamburger, bacon, and buns. Which he cooked up and served to...

[If It Was Mine]

The Goonies. They then told Wimpy.....

[Old man ray]

That he must join the students and go back to Chicago for another vist with the Pobah. Only then...

[If It Was Mine]

Marg Simpson popped in & offered Wimpy a ride he would never forget. Wimpy, whos second favorite fantasy was to do a nasally voiced blue haired woman raced out the door, only to find she had a flying saucer parked outside refueling at the gaspumps. Wimpy climbed inside only to find...

[Hemiroid]

William Shatner sitting at the controls talking over the flight with Scottie saying that

[Old man ray]

Sir is that the Captains log in your pants? Yes he replied I have been in this chair for three days without a trip to the Head. So...

[If It Was Mine]

McCoy gave Kirk a dilithium crystal enema. The reaction was instant. Kirk smiled as Sulu asked, "Captain, may I wipe the last of the Klingons from Uranus?"

Kirk replied,

[Old man ray]

Spock what do you think. Spoke cocked his head and said. "that would be most illogical and not advised." so as Kirk left Mr. Spoke in command he went back to his cabin where....

[stansblue72]

Lieutenant Ohora was waiting with her ray gun set on stun. You see she always wanted to.....

[Old man ray]

Take the kiss they shared years before to the next level. Before she could act there was a flash of blinding light. Then Mr. Peabody and Sherman appeared in the Wayback Machine. Hurry we have little time announced Sherman. We are being followed by...

[If It Was Mine]

a rabid bunch of Ewoks in a beater Lancer. Kirk, Uhura & the Ewoks sped off in a flying egg to Ork where Mork met them with a "Nanu Nanu."

Kirk replied.......

[gdrill]

"Where the hell did that Delorean come from and who is behind the wheel?" They all looked up in amazement and saw....

[A38Valiant]

Dick Dastardley and Muttley. Just then.......

[If It Was Mine]

they spied Ozzy Osbourne at the wheel frantically trying to park it upside down at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

One of the Ewoks asked" Who the heck is that moron??'

Ozzy heard and replied,