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05-23-2012, 01:01 PM
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got rear-ended by a little old lady in a Prius, right at the drive thru. The Prius started sparkin wildly. Suddenly......
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05-23-2012, 07:24 PM
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#202
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A little old man jumped out of his Volt pulled her out of her car and started to do CPR. While everyone was distracted the polish student removed his hat and long flowing auburn hair fell onto a set of shapely breasts that became exposed when she removed her jacket. Yes I am really a woman and my name is Ima Slutski she announced. The other two stared in disbelief and Pepe said. Who would have guessed. That was quite a disguise you wore when we were in Mexico. I am a master of disguise and..
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05-23-2012, 09:54 PM
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#203
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Collector Of Rust
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Have done work for Interpol, the FBI, CIA, the Secret Service, the KGB, and most recently, FABO. I was sent here on a mission to reveal.....
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05-23-2012, 11:33 PM
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the secret ingredient in McDonald's "special sauce" used in the Big Mac. Once this information is made public...
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05-24-2012, 02:45 PM
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Continually learning
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they will have to remove the toilet paper from it. This is solely because it is made on Uranus rather than Venus. Ima Slutski then offered up her diguise to Pepe, who then transformed into a hot red head. Ronald McDonald should not be able to resist this he said in a sultry voice. They chuckled as they got back in the car and headed for...
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05-24-2012, 04:07 PM
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Chicago to try and have an audience with the Grand Imperial Pobah of all things A body.
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05-24-2012, 07:50 PM
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And then
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05-24-2012, 08:10 PM
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As they were about to visit the exalted leader of all that is A Body the Turk said my name is Coskun Aptal and I want to ask the first question.
What is the question they all wondered.
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05-24-2012, 08:35 PM
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He asked, what is the average length of a mans
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05-24-2012, 10:11 PM
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nose hairs, if his wife refuses to clip them for him?" The Grand Poohbah was enraged by the crassness of this question and demanded that the two other students take the Turk to the nearest...
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05-24-2012, 10:30 PM
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#211
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hog pen and throw him over the fence. "But if he resists, take him to the customer lounge at a GM dealership." said the grand poobah. Just them there was a small explosion, and smoke filled the air. Unable to see, the poobah....
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05-25-2012, 12:00 AM
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Continually learning
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put on his xray glasses and was surprised to see Pepe standing there as a hot red head actually turn out to be a man. He was so shocked that he dropped his poobah wand and it turned him into...
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05-25-2012, 12:19 AM
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Not Banned - just hiding
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a real skunk (voiced by Mel Blanc) who is madly in love with a cat that is always in the wrong place at the wrong time, and has white paint fall on her back to make her look like a skunk too.
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05-25-2012, 05:29 AM
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His comrades begged the Pobah to change him back and help them on their mission to see Washington. Only if you perform a task for me he bellowed.
Find me the perfect....
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05-25-2012, 01:16 PM
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assembly line correct, unused, rubber band to secure the shipping bag over the left rear seatbelt buckle on a 67 Valiant 4 door. The concours level restoration cannot be completed without it. You have 24 hours. Should you choose not to accept this mission.....
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05-25-2012, 01:50 PM
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you will join your friend as an animal. You however will be.....
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05-25-2012, 01:57 PM
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rewarded if you accept the mission. The successful location and capture of the correct rubber band brings a reward of.....
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05-25-2012, 01:59 PM
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a one year supply of condoms and four tons of pumpkins. You may...
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05-25-2012, 02:05 PM
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choose to get a set of NOS rod bearings for the VW engine in a Dodge Omni instead. However...........
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05-25-2012, 05:49 PM
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Ima. Silently giggled to herself as she had a large supply of the needed items buried in her yard at her home in Lubuskie. A quick phone call home and they were on there way. Showing the Pobah proof she had secured the items and they were in route he had no choice but to honor the agreement.
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05-25-2012, 08:32 PM
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And then
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05-25-2012, 08:49 PM
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with a wave of his Grand Poobah Wand, which was oddly a slant six camshaft, he....
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05-25-2012, 09:07 PM
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deftly turned 6 fiat's into 6 Omni Turbo cars...
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05-25-2012, 09:47 PM
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5 with manuals, and 1 automatic. Wanting to stand apart from the crowd, Pepe chose the automatic. As he fired the engine to life, he said "I shall go forth into the land of the Barracudas, and I will seek out..........
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05-26-2012, 08:13 AM
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a 1971 426 Hemi Cuda advertised as numbers matching but believed to be a slant six, and if it is a such I will
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