Valvoline easy-pour

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Changing the oil in my girlfriends car, she bought the new valvoline easy pour jug.
It has a pull tab to break the seal and when I popped it it sprayed a bunch of oil droplets in my face and eyes!! some-beach! %$#*
 
That's better than picking up a spray can of Electro-cleen brake cleaner and shooting at a car part after pressing the trigger you find that the nozzle is pointed at your face....Damn that burns!!!:mad::soapbox:
 
That's better than picking up a spray can of Electro-cleen brake cleaner and shooting at a car part after pressing the trigger you find that the nozzle is pointed at your face....Damn that burns!!!:mad::soapbox:
not to mention carb cleaner when you blow it with the air nozzle. been there-done that
 
I bought my ex-wife some pepper spray to keep in her purse quite a few years ago.

After 3 or 4 years she was not sure if it was still any good so she took her keys out, pointed it at the bottom of the kitchen sink and let her rip!I

ready for it aren't you...:lol:


Yup, it hit the back corner and rolled right back at her.

I found the dumb broad on the floor crying with a dish towel.

Somehow, she did not find as much humor in it as I did!
 
I bought my ex-wife some pepper spray to keep in her purse quite a few years ago.

After 3 or 4 years she was not sure if it was still any good so she took her keys out, pointed it at the bottom of the kitchen sink and let her rip!I

ready for it aren't you...:lol:


Yup, it hit the back corner and rolled right back at her.

I found the dumb broad on the floor crying with a dish towel.

Somehow, she did not find as much humor in it as I did!
They say that if you urinate on a jelly fish sting it helps to reduce the pain.....wonder if you should have tried that??????????:lol:
 
I bought my ex-wife some pepper spray to keep in her purse quite a few years ago.

After 3 or 4 years she was not sure if it was still any good so she took her keys out, pointed it at the bottom of the kitchen sink and let her rip!I

ready for it aren't you...:lol:


Yup, it hit the back corner and rolled right back at her.

I found the dumb broad on the floor crying with a dish towel.

Somehow, she did not find as much humor in it as I did!
Man I did that by accident in the back seat of a 2 door cavalier in high school. I went out on a date with my buddy and his girlfriend. His gf was driving (her car) i was In the back seat with my date. And was just chatting and flirting with her and started playing with her keys and asked what is this? Before she could answer I sprayed the $h!t. Omg it was horrible. We couldn't get out of the car cause we was on the interstate by the time we got the car off the road everyone was crying and bubbling Haha. Needless to say I didnt get a second date!! Haha
 
I bought my ex-wife some pepper spray to keep in her purse quite a few years ago.

After 3 or 4 years she was not sure if it was still any good so she took her keys out, pointed it at the bottom of the kitchen sink and let her rip!I

ready for it aren't you...:lol:


Yup, it hit the back corner and rolled right back at her.

I found the dumb broad on the floor crying with a dish towel.

Somehow, she did not find as much humor in it as I did!
SO funny! I'm thinking maybe giving one to my ex, with a note how to test it in the sink!!
 
Changing the oil in my girlfriends car, she bought the new valvoline easy pour jug.
It has a pull tab to break the seal and when I popped it it sprayed a bunch of oil droplets in my face and eyes!! some-beach! %$#*
Same happened to me, thankfully my glasses caught it, had to go wash em with dawn.
I do like the spout and the nice cap though.
BUT with the modern american tradition, maybe we can start a class action lawsuit? LOL
 
Everything sealed you open in Colorado explodes on you from the lower air pressure, I got a white printed T-shirt ruined by a bottle of Lucas ethanol fuel additive that exploded all over the left side of my torso because I had left the bottle in the car and it got extra hot as well lol.

I learned pretty early on to always double-check where the hole in the button is on aerosol cans before spraying, luckily didn't start using brake cleaner until after I got sprayed with WD-40 like 30 times as a kid lol
 
Everything sealed you open in Colorado explodes on you from the lower air pressure, I got a white printed T-shirt ruined by a bottle of Lucas ethanol fuel additive that exploded all over the left side of my torso because I had left the bottle in the car and it got extra hot as well lol.

I learned pretty early on to always double-check where the hole in the button is on aerosol cans before spraying, luckily didn't start using brake cleaner until after I got sprayed with WD-40 like 30 times as a kid lol
It`s always paint cans with me, usually sideways direction.
 
not to mention carb cleaner when you blow it with the air nozzle. been there-done that

The first year I worked in the bike shop I was cleaning a carburetor and didn't realize the spray was going in one passage and coming out another at ninety degrees.
That outlet just happened to be pointed........ at my crotch.

That started to light up and I dropped what I was doing and raced to the bathroom. Occupied!

Decided to head to the customer bathroom up front. Opened the door between the shop and the showroom, and there stood a beautiful, tall, shapely brunette, staring wide eyed at me with a wet crotch, panic in my eyes, and racing to the bathroom.

I'll never forget how pretty she was, and how little of her I was interested in seeing.
 
I hit a charging dog with my dog spray (same stuff just a 15 foot streamer)and it dropped like a stone and started running around in a circle with its face in the dirt. I knew how he felt...
I put on a gas mask at a surplus store and felt the burn that I felt in boot camp...again! that stuff is nasty. Imagine yourself in a tent with that stuff cooking on a hot plate in the middle. Its so foggy in there you can barely see the other side of the tent. Now you got your mask already on and your sweating buckets under there until the fully masked instructor tells you to take your mask off and yell your name, your series and your senior Drill Instructors. Then you put it back on, 'don and clear' (like a scuba mask). If you do it right your feeling like your face is on fire but your breathing. If you don't, your coughing tear gas, filling your mask with snot and your on your way out to do it again.
 
I hit a charging dog with my dog spray (same stuff just a 15 foot streamer)and it dropped like a stone and started running around in a circle with its face in the dirt. I knew how he felt...
I put on a gas mask at a surplus store and felt the burn that I felt in boot camp...again! that stuff is nasty. Imagine yourself in a tent with that stuff cooking on a hot plate in the middle. Its so foggy in there you can barely see the other side of the tent. Now you got your mask already on and your sweating buckets under there until the fully masked instructor tells you to take your mask off and yell your name, your series and your senior Drill Instructors. Then you put it back on, 'don and clear' (like a scuba mask). If you do it right your feeling like your face is on fire but your breathing. If you don't, your coughing tear gas, filling your mask with snot and your on your way out to do it again.

Thank you, I almost forgot how much fun that wasn't!
 
The first year I worked in the bike shop I was cleaning a carburetor and didn't realize the spray was going in one passage and coming out another at ninety degrees.
That outlet just happened to be pointed........ at my crotch.

That started to light up and I dropped what I was doing and raced to the bathroom. Occupied!

Decided to head to the customer bathroom up front. Opened the door between the shop and the showroom, and there stood a beautiful, tall, shapely brunette, staring wide eyed at me with a wet crotch, panic in my eyes, and racing to the bathroom.

I'll never forget how pretty she was, and how little of her I was interested in seeing.
More gold!!
 
Same happened to me, thankfully my glasses caught it, had to go wash em with dawn.
I do like the spout and the nice cap though.
BUT with the modern american tradition, maybe we can start a class action lawsuit? LOL
It is a good spout, I put the empty jug on the shelf for later use?
 
Chewing tobacco while riding in the bed of a pickup truck and spitting is not a good idea.:eek:
 
I bought my ex-wife some pepper spray to keep in her purse quite a few years ago.

After 3 or 4 years she was not sure if it was still any good so she took her keys out, pointed it at the bottom of the kitchen sink and let her rip!I

ready for it aren't you...:lol:


Yup, it hit the back corner and rolled right back at her.

I found the dumb broad on the floor crying with a dish towel.

Somehow, she did not find as much humor in it as I did!

I HAD TO LOL AT THIS ONE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
The first year I worked in the bike shop I was cleaning a carburetor and didn't realize the spray was going in one passage and coming out another at ninety degrees.
That outlet just happened to be pointed........ at my crotch.

That started to light up and I dropped what I was doing and raced to the bathroom. Occupied!

Decided to head to the customer bathroom up front. Opened the door between the shop and the showroom, and there stood a beautiful, tall, shapely brunette, staring wide eyed at me with a wet crotch, panic in my eyes, and racing to the bathroom.
I'll never forget how pretty she was, and how little of her I was interested in seeing.

All of the above, one of my favorites was opening a package of syrup to pour on my pancakes at a restaurant. The 1x2" clear rectangular package had pressure in it , guess what happened when I cracked the corner open .
 
Hood up, ever have the wind catch it and slam it on your hand. And I could not reach the hood release with the other hand!? lol
 
Hood up, ever have the wind catch it and sllam it on your hand. And I could not reach the hood release with the other hand!? lol
No but i did cloze a car door on my right hand. I had locked the door before i closed it. It caught my middle finger and it instantly went numb. I dropped my keys on the ground from the pain. I had to contort my body to reach the car keys on the ground. I managed to get the keys but I'm right handed so thumbing through 10 keys with my spaz left hand took forever. All this time my finder was dead numb. When i got the door open i looked at my finger and could clearly see the tendons move through the hole in my skin. When i moved my finger the tendon would move....it was weird!!
 
No but i did cloze a car door on my right hand. I had locked the door before i closed it. It caught my middle finger and it instantly went numb. I dropped my keys on the ground from the pain. I had to contort my body to reach the car keys on the ground. I managed to get the keys but I'm right handed so thumbing through 10 keys with my spaz left hand took forever. All this time my finder was dead numb. When i got the door open i looked at my finger and could clearly see the tendons move through the hole in my skin. When i moved my finger the tendon would move....it was weird!!
I hate it when that happens!!!!!!
 
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