FOR SALE: Toilet paper

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Guess they are buying a lot so they can hibernate at home. Maybe traffic will be better. 1 lady had a whole cart of tissue boxes and my buddy said toilet paper flew out the back of a truck on the highway. Loads of it everywhere. People are losing it. Literally!
 
MerlinsMopar said:
Guess they are buying a lot so they can hibernate at home. Maybe traffic will be better. 1 lady had a whole cart of tissue boxes and my buddy said toilet paper flew out the back of a truck on the highway. Loads of it everywhere. People are losing it. Literally!
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Where, Where? I`m only 2 hours from your location, Think it`s still laying along the road?
 
Elaine does not need all of it, could you spare a square for her?

 
I`ve read of an TP robbery @ gunpoint already. WTF?
This is actually a heck of a deal people. Stay at home, get your partial roll of premium TP with out the risk of lethal weapon shoved in yer face...
 
Was it the 70s or the 80’s. I dont remember exactly when, i remember reading when the economy was so bad in russia it took a wheelbarrow full of cash to buy a roll of toilet paper. Was cheaper to wipe your *** with cash. Ps. Dont name your small dog cash. People may think less of you.
 
mopar head said:
Insurance value could change by the minute, you should probably insure for$100 , since monday would be the time I could determine shipping.
You would also have to determine which shipper would least likely lose your shipment conveniently.
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UPS please.
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not to hijack this sale thread, but I have a large quantity of bio degradable, eco friendly, all natural stuff, available in 3 fresh flavors.
buy it by the piece, stem or whole package...hmu!
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Pretty sure I have some Christmas wrap I could hook you up but sorry, you`ll have to cover shipping...
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Can you cut the gift wrap into squares?
 
mopar head said:
Yes, the standard 3-3/4"x4" I have to turn in now, got a lot of scissor work tomorrow...
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From paper to scissors, got any rocks?

When it is time for rock, paper, scissors, smooth rocks preferred if no paper is available.

Just say NO to scissors.
 
People are buying toilet paper but what about food? You're not going to need any toilet paper unless you have food.. how much food groceries did they buy so they don't have to go to the store? Thought you generally buy things in proportion..
It would have been nice to buy toilet paper stock a couple weeks ago and sell it here in another week before the toilet paper market plummets and everybody's got too much...
 
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