What's Your Best Laxitive?

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I can't believe we have a general discussion thread about ****. :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::wtf:
 
:bs_flag:things have gotten a little too comfortable around here for me! LOL
 
Nothing like strong black coffee with a cigar to keep you regular.
 
dibbons said:
You have all heard of "1,000 Ways to Die"? Well, my previous routine could be a show with a similar theme: I could never predict how, when, or what will come out next. And diet was not a controlling factor: healthy salads, a lot of water drinking, no salads, no water at all, nothing would regulate things.

Then about six months ago I finally gave in to taking a couple of teaspoons of psyllium with water before bedtime. Now routinely I spend about 15 seconds on the throne every morning following breakfast and done for the day! One less thing to worry about (and strain over).
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Careful with that. Your body may get used to needing it to get things moving, then without it, worse problems....Just sayin'
 
Get yourself a Bidet and squirt water up your ***, it might help.
at least your crack will be clean. lol
 
The old c-rats cheese whiz will fix you right up. lol
Don't eat the pound cake as it will plug you up.
Ah I remember the waiting line in the head after returning from several weeks in the field. lol
 
I can remember when I use to snowboard for a living and Id be at the top of a big "drop" looking down, all pf a sudden id have to go to the bathroom BAD!!! Thats how I knew it was a sketchy situation. The worse I had to poop the more likely it was id get seriously hurt if I messed up.

:)

And what you deposit in the morning should not be from two or three days ago!!
It should be from two to four hours ago. (Except for the first morning movement, obviously thats last nights dinner.) Thats how a healthy colon works. I have way more experience with poop and intestines than anyone outside of a hospital should....
 
I bet all you spammers eat head cheese too. lol
just like my spammer grandpa.
 
RustyRatRod said:
Yeah, you read that right. lol I'm just curious of any of the rest of yall are like me. Not that I need a laxitive at all.....never had trouble "THERE", but here's my story. I've been like this literally as long as I can remember.

Everything will be fine. Lemmie go out in the shop to work on the car, or a project.....whatever....just "out in the shop" and BAM. I gotta ****. And I don't mean just a "mild" urge. I'm talkin bout fixin to **** all over myself unless I get to the bathroom. Don't get in my way, bitches. THAT kinda urge. It's really weird, but I've always been like that. Once that comes and goes, I'm out there for hours. All is well with the world. But I've gotten to where I just prepare myself and without fail, every time, **** happens.
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Now you know why my new shop has a bathroom in it.
Try dried apricot's
 
Me, if I feel the need to, I scramble 4 eggs to a can of spinach, little dash of Tabasco sauce and a cup of coffee :thumbsup:

I give this thread 5 stars, not many other sites will have a thread on this :rofl:
 
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