Donking....

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@67Dart273
Del...what do you think??


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his car his money


untill of course he snaps a port of the modified suspension and crashes into my minivan
then ill sue the crap out of him and it will be my money
 
his car his money


untill of course he snaps a port of the modified suspension and crashes into my minivan
then ill sue the crap out of him and it will be my money

Agree...his car his money. Also agree on the latter part.

I was in Vegas several years back. Was with the guys that did the fab work and paint and body on my Dart. Seen this guy with a Donk pulling into a gas station. EZ, the guy driving...pulled into the station as well....he had the typical gigantic hoops...30" or whatever they are. Car probably needed 50 yards to a tight circle. Watching this guy attempting to get close to the pump was pretty damn comical. Even more comical was when he went to leave. Pumps were only 30' or so from the store. There was someone behind him with a dozen or ATV's on a trailer. ATV's and truck were getting fuel. Took the Donker a dozen or attempts to make the turn to get of the pump. To each his own....
 
I got nuttin. I did a 20 second review of his videos...........here's one example..........



and wondered......if you are really this ******* lame where did you make all that money?
 
Confirmed. It's stupid. Usually you modify a car with a purpose. 60 foot times, drag racing, autocross, off road, rock climbing, stream fiording, lateral G's. This...is what a mildly retarded pimp drives?
 
The guys got a passion. Who doesn't? And it is for fjording rivers.....in New Orleans...
 
Usually you modify a car with a purpose. 60 foot times, drag racing, autocross, off road, rock climbing, stream fiording, lateral G's.
Manatee’s and street corner hoes are not impressed by any of that. Now if you have the donkest donk....
 
Confirmed. It's stupid. Usually you modify a car with a purpose. 60 foot times, drag racing, autocross, off road, rock climbing, stream fiording, lateral G's. This...is what a mildly retarded pimp drives?
All that applies to this retarded “douchebag identifier” trend as well....”Carolina Squat” or as most refer to as “Carolina Fag Sag” Absolutely has to be the stupidest, ridiculous looking fad and sadly I see too many of these pieces of **** rolling around my area and they all sound like absolute garbage. Straight pipe rappy brap sounding piles of annoying ****! All they are good for is rolling down my window, sticking my arm out pointing at them and then give a thumbs down motion and laugh hysterically at them as they drive by.

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All that applies to this retarded “douchebag identifier” trend as well....”Carolina Squat” or as most refer to as “Carolina Fag Sag” Absolutely has to be the stupidest, ridiculous looking fad and sadly I see too many of these pieces of **** rolling around my area and they all sound like absolute garbage. Straight pipe rappy brap sounding piles of annoying ****! All they are good for is rolling down my window, sticking my arm out pointing at them and then give a thumbs down motion and laugh hysterically at them as they drive by.

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at least they are doing something about that one
North Carolina House Passes Bill to Ban Squatted Trucks
 
Around here it’s called Bulldogging. So i like to ask them guys, so if you a truck with the *** end jacked way up, is it called ***** dogging?
 
People will watch ANYTHING.

Could be a glistening brown sausage dropping from a chihuahuas anus...

Chances are..70% of people will watch it .
 
Used to live in the SF Bay Area and would see them all over the place. About the dumbest thing you could do to a car. Aleast they have bad taste and use shity late 70’s, to early 90’s cars...

Speaking of dumb cars. Saw a late 2000’s Dodge Charger body dropped on a 4x4 frame. Total hack job...
 
I work on a wide range of car's and trucks.. I've helped my costumers do some very non-factory modifications...
Many times it's not something I'm into, but every time I've enjoyed the process and the enthusiasm my costumer has for his unique vehicle...
Case in point a 53 Chevy that we chopped the frame up a bit and bagged all four corners with air compressors air tanks switches and all that stuff... I thought it was fun playing with the switches and making the front end or the back or make it slant from one side to the other kind of thing...
 
All that applies to this retarded “douchebag identifier” trend as well....”Carolina Squat” or as most refer to as “Carolina Fag Sag” Absolutely has to be the stupidest, ridiculous looking fad and sadly I see too many of these pieces of **** rolling around my area and they all sound like absolute garbage. Straight pipe rappy brap sounding piles of annoying ****! All they are good for is rolling down my window, sticking my arm out pointing at them and then give a thumbs down motion and laugh hysterically at them as they drive by.

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north carolina outlawed it!
 
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