poopie incident

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Cherry Bomb firecracker. Do they still sell those?
Not in Canada couldn’t buy a firecracker here if your life depended on it. They were Outlawed the about 45 years ago. You can still buy fireworks just no firecrackers.
 
Not in Canada couldn’t buy a firecracker here if your life depended on it. They were Outlawed the about 45 years ago. You can still buy fireworks just no firecrackers.
When these fools around here run out of fireworks, firecrackers, they shoot off all the guns they have!!!
Dad the Marine, always said if you shoot be sure of what your doing and shoot to kill. So he did not include just firing up in the air. Some years when all that lead falls back to Earth, a couple or so innocent ones get hit.
 
When these fools around here run out of fireworks, firecrackers, they shoot off all the guns they have!!!
Dad the Marine, always said if you shoot be sure of what your doing and shoot to kill. So he did not include just firing up in the air. Some years when all that lead falls back to Earth, a couple or so innocent ones get hit.
Exactly... what goes up must come down
 
Next time just remove the toilet and heave it outside and poke prod probe and pick the football out. Been there done that.....
 
Dude that ain't nothing. My 14 year old saves up the #2 in her *** for days before she *****. Clogs up the toilet with turds about a big in diameter and as ling as a soda pop can !! No joke. I put a post it note on the bathroom door that said newport news naval shipyard midwest.
 
@12many had to do that last year with a stubborn one. We got these mandated low flow toilets that have trouble flushing the runs here so when one clogged, I tried to plunge but no dice. Out it came onto the front porch and I had to operate from the bottom. Holy potato Batman! This thing was solid......and it wasnt even mine. So, hot water next time? Ill definately try that. Whats worse than a blow out on the highway? A blowout on the changing table....
 
It's a crappy job, but somebody had to do it.
 
@12many had to do that last year with a stubborn one. We got these mandated low flow toilets that have trouble flushing the runs here so when one clogged, I tried to plunge but no dice. Out it came onto the front porch and I had to operate from the bottom. Holy potato Batman! This thing was solid......and it wasnt even mine. So, hot water next time? Ill definately try that. Whats worse than a blow out on the highway? A blowout on the changing table....
When I built my house I had a plumbing advisor he is a journeyman. He advised me to buy North American made crappers because the imports had a small throat. Haven’t had a problem YET. But you know speak of the devil
 
Or when you think they are done so you go to change em
You got the wipe ready and they got thier butt up in the air and give it one more good squirter all over the front of your shirt

And you can't step back because you don't want to drop the baby...so you just take it
The worst ones are when they are cutting teeth and swallowing all that saliva. Kind of a green tint and the aroma will give dry heaves glad those days are gone
 
When I built my house I had a plumbing advisor he is a journeyman. He advised me to buy North American made crappers because the imports had a small throat. Haven’t had a problem YET. But you know speak of the devil


you wanna talk bad design?

my grandparent had a throne with a plateau on it...almost like a shelf
the great thing was that it didnt make a splash when it fell in, but you couldnt put a whole lot of turds on there without getting in the way of wiping afterwards

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^^ I'd be riding high in that one! ^^
Most cheap ones in Homie Depot are made in Philippines now...those are not a large people.
 
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