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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.
 
How many psychiatrists does it take? Just one but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
 
What's the guarantee that the room is gonna spin the right direction?
 
What do you call it when an Elf takes a "Selfie" of himself ??........................................................................




An "Elfie"
 
How many roaches does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows; as soon as the light comes on, they all scatter.
 
How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two but I don't know how in the world they get in there!
 
Holy crap, Batman, I didn't know there was such a beast (dual thread bolt). Now I've seen it all!
 
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How to tell if an Ethiopian is rich? Look for the Rolex around his waist!
 
I know this really doesn't fit here but I liked it so...
"Yeah I normally bench press 225, 230. Wait for it...................



Today I made it to 3 o'clock."
 
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