I'm going to try and make both next year.Being the Hemis on the Hill and Mopars on the Mississippi are day after each other, could be neat to go down that way, spend the night and do both?? Hmmmmmm
I'm going to try and make both next year.Being the Hemis on the Hill and Mopars on the Mississippi are day after each other, could be neat to go down that way, spend the night and do both?? Hmmmmmm
In the ditch we go.I would say a good sturdy screw. one with a little bit of meat to it, you know the kind that goes in tight and holds

well then maybe a nail is what you needWell, I screwed my girlfriend on the floor and she got up and walked away

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That is great!Agree it usually expires. Or you do. Roll of the dice.sGot my eye appointment this morning. This is the problem with the medical system in America. I called almost 2 weeks ago and they made me wait this long for an appointment. It has been my experience that if you have an issue and you have to wait a week or two. Usually the issue subsides. What's the use of seeing the doctor? My eyesight is better a little bit. I still see some dark floaters. Haven't had an eye appointment in over 20 years so I guess I'll go anyhow
Sorry I wasn't here to help. Whip me now.We definitely need to get this thread into the ditch again. The only way to get through a Monday is to laugh.
Shoot it’s a Monday for everyone. I need bourbon… I have 3 , yes , 3 top line computers for work and the fastest fiber internet we can get in our area, not a single one will work todaySorry I wasn't here to help. Whip me now.
I got to find that T shirtThat is great!

I tried that ONCE . ONCE.Well, I screwed my girlfriend on the floor and she got up and walked away
Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks!Sorry I wasn't here to help. Whip me now.

A snarl, a sneer, a whip that stings. My favorite things.Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks!![]()
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You'd get too much pleasure out of thatSorry I wasn't here to help. Whip me now.

I have to stop by your work and visit your co worker.You'd get too much pleasure out of that![]()


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Give her a heads up...she will have to get you on her scheduleHeads up heads down rinse and repeat.Give her a heads up...she will have to get you on her schedule
Heads up heads down rinse and repeat.

ugh...let's not speak of such wretched things!So enough of the pleasant conversation.
Now for something vulgar and disgusting.
I have to go to social security tomorrow.
That, my friend IS Disgusting.....Almost as bad as the Motor Vehicle Dept......So enough of the pleasant conversation.
Now for something vulgar and disgusting.
I have to go to social security tomorrow.
Well what did the doc say about your eye or do you look like a pirateThat, my friend IS Disgusting.....Almost as bad as the Motor Vehicle Dept......