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    [SOLD] 1966 Valiant Resin Model Kit NEW

    As luck would have it, I have a red 66 Valiant convertible. I know this kit is not red, but it inspires me to want to build it. I can pay via pay pal, and would like to buy it. My email is grampyjay1@gmail.com and I am in the Erie PA area. Thanks, Jay Kimball
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    Embarrasing moments....

    In the 80s I was working at a large teaching hospital in Oklahoma as a maintenance technician for Surgery. Nearing the end of one shift I was changing into my street clothes to go home when a young male surgical tech came into the dressing room wheezing and drenched in sweat. He sat down an I...
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    How many Mopar owners does it take to screw in a distributor?

    How many Mopar owners does it take to screw in a distributor? Only 2 - But I don't know how in the world they would get in there!!
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    I heard that the best way to get back at your kids is to live long enough to be a burden on them!
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    I just found out my daughter is going to give us a granddaughter! It brings to mind a question that many of you have crossed, I'm sure. What is the appropriate age for her to change her own tires? 6-7 years old then move on to oil changes and pumping her own gas, but waiting until 10-11 to...
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    Tomorrow is Friday! The one day of the week that proves that wishes do come true!
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    In today’s world of acronyms, Sure Happy It’s Thursday!
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    Describe Your Last Fart With The Title Of a Movie

    Blazing Saddles! (That's gotta hurt!)
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    How do you drink coffee butt first?
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    Squirrels in Church

    The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had...
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    Sometimes We Need Verbal Punctuation...

    I've often misunderstood the sign that says "CROSS TRAFFIC AHEAD"
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    After the baby is born, whoever wants to come to Erie PA to get one, I promise to give a cigar!
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    Guys, I realize I haven't met any of you, but I would like to if the occasion comes up. Please understand that I have been asked to keep a secret from all other family members. As long as you all promise not to tell any of my relatives, My youngest daughter has told me she is expecting our first...
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