Coma

A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her fanny.That night during visiting hour they explained to her husband that a little oral sex might bring her round and left him to it.

When they returned a few minutes later the womans monitor had flat lined and she had no pulse or heartbeat.

"What happened?" cried the nurses. "I'm not sure - I think she choked" replied the husband.