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bargeahead

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The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

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I love it.

In some cities, it doesn't work though. Wearing it might get you shot. My son-in-law is a US Marshal working at the border in El Paso. They are told to wear civilian clothes to work and carry their uniform in a briefcase. They must also take different ways to and from work everytime.
 
And yet no one supports AZ on its proposition... You guys think it's bad where you're at? lol

,Cliff
 
It's not just an AZ law; it's a national law, AZ is the only state with the balls to enforce it!
Sorry texas......
 
The funny thing is that people still wonder how known terrorists get into this country. We basicly have an open border with a BIG F'ING welcome mat. Yet bleeding hearts :happy10: don't see it that way. "You're just being mean and uncivilized". What by wanting a safer, cleaner country full of citizens that contribute by paying taxes that are here legally? :thebirdm: Why don't we just give them our country? Why don'y we just force every hard working American family to adopt a family of illegals? It would be the same F'ING situation. But then again it's easier to just close your eyes and pretend it's not happening. :bootysha: :angry7:

,Cliff
US Army Veteran
1st ID, 82nd ENG BN
 
FISHBREATH said:
Time to put some hurtin' down at the border.
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Damd RITE!

Big long moat full of constant and forever burning diesel oil, full of alligators with hand held rocket launchers on their heads. Yeaaa!

Seriously. No USA uniform should ever be hid in a suitcase, it should be worn with pride and those sons a bi%ches that don't like that should run..
 
Rice Nuker said:
Damd RITE!

Big long moat full of constant and forever burning diesel oil, full of alligators with hand held rocket launchers on their heads. Yeaaa!

Seriously. No USA uniform should ever be hid in a suitcase, it should be worn with pride and those sons a bi%ches that don't like that should run..
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You are one funny som beach. :toothy10: You don't need the hat, just walk into the place and yell "La Migra". It means Immigration in spanish.
 
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