Your Dogs Ever Steal From You?

Never had trouble out of the dogs. Now my 17 going on 18 year old son is a different story. Kid will steal my underwear off me if I'm not careful. Of course he has been doing drugs and skipping school more than he goes.....can't keep a simple job more than a month without screwing it up. Stole my blueray collection I got from the wife for Christmas, got my IP adress blocked from craigslist for fraudulent sales, steals money out of my grandkids piggy banks, takes money right out of my pockets if I leave my clothes out in my bedroom......goes on and on. I'm about ready to kick his *** out when he turns 18 if his attitude doesn't change. Sorry for the rant everyone. I've always tried to teach my kids not to be lazy bums and that it takes hard work to be sucsessful.