What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

Way to go rp23g7, somewhere there is a stabbing that goes unsolved because you ruined the evidence on the knife you found in the gutter :toothy10:

I've been fairly lucky, but...
Worst one that I've driven but not owned:
86 dodge van, delivery truck. Electrical problems from day one. ammeter would flicker all over the place, random erratic idle, funny random shifts, had the thing apart 20 times and replaced all kinds of stuff trying to track it down the strange behavior. Blown engine, trans more than once, rear end, you name it. The van eventually caught fire while driving down the hwy...

Worst one I've ever owned:
98 Ford windstar....I hated that thing
It started with some strange things, like the power windows not working, rear a/c blowing hot when set to cold, and the door ajar indicator chiming while the door was closed and driving down the road....
I'm at work when I receive a phone call from my wife. Apparently it gave up the ghost and wouldn't shift out of 1st somewhere around Clayton GA.. I'm in orlando. I had stayed behind when she went to visit her mother in TN.

A week and $3500 later and the van is fixed ( the guy at the ford dealer actually tried to talk her into buying a new one when she brought it in HAHAHAHA )
After the new trans I figured I have the POS for a while so I decided to fix 'er up. New struts, shocks, sway bar end links ( plastic by the way ), tires. 2000 miles later......
motor locks up on Christmas day 2005 while on a trip 1000 miles from home.
Have I mentioned that I hated that thing?