WTF is This?!?

Don't know what he is but I'd damn sure step on him and hope he doesn't have any family hiding out there. I hate spiders!!!!

I wondering if I brought him home from my trip to Wisconsin but he doesn't look like your average Wolf spider.

It is your local bug/roach cop.

Excellent point but I still wouldn't want to reach under my bench for something and have it sink it's fangs in me. Or have it or one it's siblings bite one of my dogs. I have a few jumping spiders and funnel spiders around. I generally don't kill them, but this thing is just weird. I've never seen one in Colorado before.

I can't imagine it's a web weaver, too big and heavy. It must be some kind of Hunter/Killer type spider.