WTF is This?!?

Sounds like the carb cleaner just pissed him off, I wouldnt take any chances---- send me all your parts and tools and torch that garage...

Nice try Green, lol.

Yikes......that thing is FUGLY

We have alot of spiders here, but that one doesn't look like anything I've seen before. It's hard to tell in the pic.....how big is it (dime, quarter) ?

That's a cigarette ash in the upper left and the hairs are off Maxi (about 3"-4" long). It's a pretty good sized beast. I've never seen a spider who's eye's glow... I didn't use a flash because I didn't want to spook him so I had to lighten up the photo quite a bit.