Best Pick Up Line?

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CudaChick1968

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A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment.





The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"



"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it."



Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"



The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."



"What's it telling you now?"



The cowboy replies, "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."



The woman giggles. "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"



The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
 
That's funny.....I tried it once and it almost worked. But it was me that had my panties off! The police were strip searching me as they booked me for sexual harassment! :)
 
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