Let this be a leson, don't drive a pos pontiac

scoot439 said
On a following note.........

News reporter interveiwing the survivor Billy Joe Bob Schmitt (AKA "Schmitt for Brains") : "What the hell were you thinkin', boy?"

"Schmitt for Brains" from his hospital bed : "I figgered if I could get another 15MPH outta that Firechicken, I cudda cleared that overpass. Kinda like Burt Reynolds in "Hooper"."
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Now maybe the General Lee with Daisy in the front seat could have pulled that off, but if you're in a F-Bird it better be Knight Rider.....