Let this be a leson, don't drive a pos pontiac

on a following note.........

News reporter interveiwing the survivor billy joe bob schmitt (aka "schmitt for brains") : "what the hell were you thinkin', boy?"

"schmitt for brains" from his hospital bed : "i figgered if i could get another 15mph outta that firechicken, i cudda cleared that overpass. Kinda like burt reynolds in "hooper"."

r o f l !