Gun owners...You suck...LOL

I live out in the sticks, kinda. No local police force, just the Highway Patrol and Sheriff. I am in the extreme southern end of the County, the sheriffs office is over 65 mils away. In 2 yearsof living here I have seen 1 cop cruise thru the 'hood. Can't imagine not having a gun or 40 of them in my situation. Not to mention the packs of coyotes that wander thru and harass everybodies chickens etc.