Can I Drive a Mopar Back?

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Date: 2010-08-31, 9:45PM EDT
Reply to: job-cxhea-1930238222@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need someone that will travel back in time with me. This is not a joke! Email me a resume and qualifications, previous time travel experience is not needed but would help as would combat experience or military training. You will have to wear a watch that will control all the aspects so some body part that can hold one is mandatory, no exceptions and no I will not count any genitals as a appropriate body part. You must bring your own weapons and or means of self defense as I will in no way guarantee or be responsible for your safety. This means that we might travel to places that are not safe, politically correct, or even a good choice. You will get no guarantees period as I have only done this once before. Extra compensation will be given if you are expendable.


  • Location: Anywhere
  • Compensation: You will get paid if and when we make it back. No execptions, and you must have more then 51 % of your body upon return to this time peroid to claim any and all monies owed.
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.





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****!, I'm have a hard time deleting the ad. my arms and hands didnt make it on the return trip! (dont ask how I'm typing this) ROFLOL
 
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