don't worry- that hurricane will have to spend the day before it gets to you chewing up the maine coast.. All that massachusetts-owned beachfront property oughta satisfy it. If not, a platoon of amateur maine humorist-historians (anybody over 25, in other words) will hop in our rusty '78 suburbans, drive into the eye of the storm, and break it's spirit with a rambling monologue: "ya call yahsef a stawm? Hurricane of nineteen an' thutty-ayt, now thut was a stawm, bigawd!"
