Going through divorce, please help me, any idea of value?

Keep the car, give her the bike. If the bike is worth more she'll think she's getting the better end of it, till her new beau gets run over by an SUV dipshit talking on his cell phone.

The car needs work, it'll give you something to keep you busy when you don't have the kids.

You'll be happier and live longer.

Probably the bestest idea yet.