Boob Apron

On a rare day off I was jarred awake by the phone ringing. On the other end was a gal from my wifes work station. She had come onto some money and wanted a mans opinion. Mid thirties, unattached, brassy funny, smart, but, unfortunately, in line when the boob fairy was on vacation. The exchange was something like this:

"What size boobs should I get? B's or C's?

Half awake and slightly hung over, "Get the biggest set that can be safely hung on your frame!"

"If I do that I can't afford a new car."

"You do what I say and some idiot will by you a new car!"

Eight months later I helped her pick out a new Charger on some guys account. Three weeks later, she found out he was married, dumped him, and kept the Charger.

The human species can be extremely entertaining.

Trust Me, I'm a Doctor............:read2: