Who is sick of driving today with all the jerks on the road

So you wanna hear about the grandpa who is constantly changing lanes and speeding only to find himself 3 persons in front of me in the chow line ? I gave him a short matter of fact. His wife is probably still laughing. She totally agreed with me. No purpose in driving like that.
I'm in no hurry to get anywhere. I often go out of my way to follow someone all the way to their destination just to say, "You're riding around on a flat tire".