Give up your nachos recipes!!

my future bride uses a block of valveeta and one can of rotell and 1/2 a pound of fried hamburger

first you fry the burger
then you put the brick in the slow cooker and melt it and add milk accordlingly keep it thick
then add the rotell juce and all
then throw in the burger
then lay chips out and ladel this over it mmmmmmmm goood