favorite cartoon character quotes

Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

"I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie."
- Peter as Han Solo

Don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan.

And so life returned to normal, well, as normal as life gets on this planet populated by psychotic apes.

"Let's drink till we can't feel feelings any more."