A-holes at Autozone

I went to Advance Auto Parts a couple years ago to rent a gear puller. After a few runs through the usual "what year, model, blah, blah, blah" routine, the dude finally picked up that my repeating "it's a tool, not a part" may have some bearing on his task. I let him flounder for a bit, as it amused me in some sick way to watch his fruitless searches for crap like "gear polar" add depth to his blank expression. If I recall correctly, I left with beef jerky and a tub of lithium grease. The futility was too much to bear.

I think there should be some general automotive knowledge test to work in a place that sells friggin' parts.