What do you get when your wife is in control of the remote?

shes addicted to all those shows like the women with busloads of kids and the 30 different shows about little people. i tell her , we have 4 kids already in this house, why do you want to think of the stress of 8 kids. thats when i either go to the garage or read a book when that nonsense is on. she gives me the same line when im watching gearz or powerblock on the weekends. she says , why are you watching this stuff , you wont ever have the money to do that. the only way to make us both happy would be to have midget mechanics building a musclecar.then there would be no arguement!