Derelict

Just get a rooster, and piss off everyone. Then make a deal with your A hole neighbor.."Which would you like to banish, the car or the rooster?". Then go around and note every code enforcement violation on your street, ie. bush across the street needs trimming out of the gutter, trash cans left in sight after trash day, foliage growing into utility line space, foliage crossing property lines, unpermitted fences, unmaintained lawns... Man, you can make life on your block a nightmare if you want to play hardball.