For Sale for the Final Time

I have a friend from high school who's a Pharmacist. Hardly ever see him any more because we live so far apart but whenever I do see him I point at him & say "Hey, I know that guy! He sells drugs!" He always laughs & says "Don't say that. You'll get me in trouble!" I always tell him "But it's true!"


Both my mother and mother-in-law tell their coworkers that I already deal drugs ( I'm a pharmacy tech right now )