you know you're a carnut when....

when I was putting the scamp together, we had one of those ''really'' moments, you know the phone commercial, the wife came out to the garage and wanted me to go in for sex, I told her to give me 10 minutes and I'd have the back seat in, and we could knock one off, then I could finish working on the car, it's been two weeks, and she's still mad. women.