you know you're a carnut when....

your wife promises you sex to get you out of the garage


anybody else have any?

What if your under the car on the creeper, she comes out to the garage, pulls you out from under the car, rapes you then pushes you back under the car?
I don't think Nikki would have married me if I wasn't a car guy. She thinks any guy that can't fix his own car is a pussy.