What's it worth-72 Dart Swinger?

Run away from that car! There are so many bullshit statements in the description it isn't even funny.

The car has 65776 original miles. (or it did when the odometer broke)
The car was never in any accident. (then whats with the dent and "scratch")
The car has not been driven over 70 miles per hour ever in its entire life. (yeah right)
The car has been garage kept its entire life. Has not been driven in inclement weather ever. (comes complete with the Brooklyn bridge)
The car has very minimal surface rust underneath but nothing major.
The car has had some paint work many years ago on the passenger’s side due to door dings. (not an accident)
The vinyl roof was painted some time ago for some strange reason maybe it was getting dull otherwise the roof is nice no rips some slight bubble on lower passenger side. (not rust)
The current owner slightly scratched the passenger side and I have taken some photos to show light scratch. (another not an accident)

That drivers front fender sure looks like an accident to me.