dog stole my parts

Quite a few years back I my girlfriend at the time had a mutt (Austrailan Shepherd and Golden Retreiver) named "Sandy". Sandy was a very cool dog, but she would rob you blind. One day I made my lunch (black forest ham sandwich and potato chips all sealed in ziplock bags and an apple) and had it sitting on the floor next to the front door so I wouldn't forget it. Of course, I forgot it. I got about a block away and turned around after I realized what I did. I walked in the house, looked in the lunch bag and there was my apple and two empty ziplocks. Sandy came in the dog door at the back of the house probably wondering who opened the front door, holding my entire sandwich in her mouth. She ran out so fast, I couldn't even grab for it. I was LMAO so hard that I figured she could keep the damn sandwich! What was I gonna do? Eat it when it was slathered in dog slobber? I still don't know how she could open those ziplocks and not even leave a claw mark. She used too steal Halloween candy too and unwrap those before she chowed down. :lol: