I am confused

cuda65vpt said

You need to soak the farts out of the beans and cook them in a REAL pot. Crock pot beans will give you the worst case of gas you ever had.

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shhhhh don't tell her that. It will take away some of the enjoyment in life. We have 2 African Grey parrots and they can mimic the sound of me farting on the chair I sit on while at the computer.....