A little ad etiquette. Pointers to writting a better ad

I've tried replying to a number of ads lately (non-Mopar) and have become quite frustrated. I've heard guys complain because their car wasn't sold yet they had a few crap pics, offered no detailed info, don't respond to questions or give 5 word answers, don't list prices, answer questions with questions, etc. I just scratch my head and wonder. Then there is some famous semi-threatening lines like "if it doesn't sell in two weeks I'm going to start restoring it and the price goes up" or "its going to auction if there are no takers this week" or "the price goes up in the spring". Yikes. :thumbdow: