Demon Help Please

1. Find out if that piece-of-**** still works for that half-assed company ;
2. Make signs which protest that company , and hang 'em in your car's windows ;
3. Park car as close to that **** *** business as possible ;
4. Kick the owner's *** when he comes out to see wtf is going on .

And , yeah , that cop's a dick .
I'm definitely not anti-law enforcement , not by a long-shot ; but that dude was chicken **** . He just didn't want to handle the extra paperwork !

" In today's society , you must work hard to not be a criminal ."
- James Caley