I really appreciate the gesture, but thanks anyway. We need our newspaper front pages and TV news headlines back for the real stuff, not pictures of the talk show queen kissing a koala and hugging Hugh Jackman and Russel Crowe!
If I knew earlier, I could have arranged someone to push her off the steps of the operah house, into Sydney Harbour for you. With a bit of luck she'd end up in New Zealand, and then she'd be their problem.=P~
