I Am SO Tired Of This

My balls froze to my leg last week walking to work in -15 windchill for half an hour... :-P

LOL.
Super, I am SoCal born and raised. One year I went with my wife to visit her Aunt in Chicago for Christmas. Everything was just fine for a couple of days and I was really enjoying it. Then the wind came in off of the lake! I had two questions for my Aunt and Uncle
1. Why do you guys live here under these conditions.
2. When is the next flight out of Chicago-O'hare to L.A.?

A few years later I spent a week visiting them in July. Humidity was so bad I thought that I was drowing as I walked around.

Nice state to visit. Lots of history and rivers, real ones, not the concrete things I grew up knowing.