I Am SO Tired Of This

Guess what I just found out after things cleared up a bit around here. Every vehicle in the herd leaks. Big time. Got a puddle in the bottom of the Roadrunner that I just put carpet in. The carpet in the Val is a tad moist. The Missus's Grand Wagoneer is a mess. (Looks like the attatching points for the roof rack are no longer sealing). The only dry one in the crew is the beat up POS 76 GMC that I got for free.....
Next guess for double jeapordy? What's Hendo doing for his Christmas weekend?