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POPCORN SUTTON .....HILLARIOUS CORN WHISKEY, white lightening, 'splo, happy Sally, Skull Cracker , Blue Jon, Stumphole, jump steady, rotgut, see seven stars, old horsey, catdaddy, ruckus juice, panthers breath, mule kick, hillbilly Pop....

NEVER HEARD OF HIM....WHATEVER are you talking about? you lookin o're yer shoulder fer "revenuers" ....you fixen to run a piece?

BLESS YER HEART!!!