Looking for advice on, uh, Hmmmm. Uh.

Don't ! Last time I drank that stuff I woke up naked in a Ford truck middle of nowhere with four flat tires, one pissed off dog, holding a stick in one hand with a squirrel duct taped to the end of it, a empty peanut butter jar stuck on the other, and no memory of the last 3 days.:angry7:

HAHAHA I hope that was a well thought out joke LOL

otherwise, you need to write a novel HAHAHA